i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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