I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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