i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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