Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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