I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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