I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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