The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dear god my vagina.
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