Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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