Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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