White coat. Heels.
id be glad to
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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