I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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