honey bunches of taint.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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