Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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