My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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