i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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