I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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