I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i wish my penis had a tongue
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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