IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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