I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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