after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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