I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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