So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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