i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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