Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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