he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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