Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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