Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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