Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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