Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Randomize
