We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
