Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
ttyl tear gas
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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