I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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