ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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