apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
