It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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