problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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