yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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