Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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