but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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