I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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