"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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