I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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