suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she told me i tasted like america
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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