we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Im part way to drunk.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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