I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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