Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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