we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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