yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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