Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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