If that was your dad, he is hot
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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