we're making bets on your personal life
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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