I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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